andrea…

she’s got a new disguise…

April 13, 2007

on the radio.

This is how it works
It feels a little worse
Than when we drove our hearse
Right through that screaming crowd
While laughing up a storm
Until we were just bone
Until it got so warm
That none of us could sleep
And all the styrofoam
Began to melt away
We tried to find some words
To aid in the decay
But none of them were home
Inside their catacomb
A million ancient bees
Began to sting our knees
While we were on our knees
Praying that disease
Would leave the ones we love
And never come again

On the radio
We heard November Rain
That solo’s really long
But it’s a pretty song
We listened to it twice
‘Cause the DJ was asleep

This is how it works
You’re young until you’re not
You love until you don’t
You try until you can’t
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath

No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like
And try to love the things you took
And then you take that love you made
And stick it into some
Someone else’s heart
Pumping someone else’s blood
And walking arm in arm
You hope it don’t get harmed
But even if it does
You’ll just do it all again

And on the radio
You hear November Rain
That solo’s awful long
But it’s a good refrain
You listen to it twice
‘Cause the DJ is asleep
On the radio
(oh oh oh)
On the radio
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio

-Regina Spektor.

What Kind Of Meat Are You?


You Are Pork


You like to think you’re the other white meat, but many people don’t want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it’s likely that no body part of yours is off limits.

April 9, 2007

overeaters anonymous.

hello, my name is andrea, and i eat too much damn food. i’m getting fat, and i can’t seem to stop myself from eating constantly. and it’s not healthy stuff. that would be different. i’m addicted to chocolate. you dip it in chocolate and i will probably eat it. seriously. i need to stop eating so damn much and get up off my fat ass and go to the gym because my clothes are starting to not fit.

i am destined to become augustus gloop.

April 8, 2007

carefree.

i wish i could be carefree. instead i’m just lazy.

99% of us is failure. couldn’t have said it better myself mr. good.

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